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Funny I'm Not Just Milk Drunk I'm Tit Faced Slightly Inappropriate Baby Onesie Saying

The third funny baby onesie in our roundup is the funny "I'm Not Just Milk Drunk I'm Tit Faced" onesie.  Slightly inappropriate, some might even call it "off color" but to them I would say, "C'mon. You gotta laugh."

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What would you like to bet that dads will love this little jewel?


It is doubtful that this would make a good baby gift for a girl.

Funny Baby Onesies



I'm Not Just Milk Drunk I'm Tit Faced One piece baby onesie saying
Get this one here bodysuits for babies with cute quotes on them.

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