Funny Wake Up Drank Lay Down Drank Spit Up Drank Baby Onesie 

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Our next funny baby onesie might be copied from a newborn's day planner or diary: I Wake Up Drank, Lay Down Drank, Spit Up Drank.  As any new mom or dad can attest;  this is the schedule that continues for  quite a while.  

Applicable words that are missing from the quote might be, "Rinse and Repeat".


That part of the saying might be printed on the back of the bodysuit.

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Funny wake up drank lay down spit up baby onesie saying quote
This outfit is available from Flamingo Baby store on Etsy.

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Here is another cute outfit for a girl from the same store. They have a LOT of adorable outfits for girls with sayings on them that I want so badly.

Don't you love what they did here? "Not my first rodeo" is one of my own "go to" sayings!

And the denim diaper cover is too darn cute!

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