Crazy Funny Baby Onesies

Funny baby onesies have become the sounding board for parent’s views. Logos and sayings are printed on the fronts, backs and bottoms of custom onesies shouting out opinions on everything from politics to infant’s remarks like "My mom is the bomb". How nice of parents and friends to give an infant a voice that they would otherwise have to wait a few years to experience.



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Not to mention that this may be the only time in a lifelong relationship that the baby says exactly what mommy and daddy want to hear. They can thank custom baby onesies for this once in a lifetime opportunity when their voice and their child’s can speak as one. Mom’s and Dad’s tee shirts and maternity tops have had the luxury of printed wording and sayings in cool fonts and colors for so long that they have almost become invisible to passersby rather than the eye catchers that they are intended to be.



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Perhaps this is the reason for the modern trends in funny baby onesies and custom baby clothes; it’s hard for even the most hard hearted stranger to ignore a cute newborn. While the pretty baby is being admired and commented on; the sayings or wording on the funny onesies are read and the message is sent. The message is delivered and the jokes make everybody laugh; mission accomplished.

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The funny sayings printed on baby onesies that seem like the baby is talking to you are absolutely a hoot. Just when you think you have heard every joke on earth, you see funny infant onesies that literally crack everybody up and make them laugh until they wish they were wearing diapers, too. Lately, I’ve seen a whole new crop of baby onesies that are funny and I believe that it’s because there are companies that will create your own personalized funny baby onesies which keeps the material fresh and interesting.

Funny baby onesies make excellent baby shower gifts from friends that have an ongoing gag or joke with the baby’s mom and dad, plus the printer can add a cute picture to add to the print. Pictures of hearts and flowers for a baby girl or a teddy bear or dump trucks for a baby boy’s onesie add a little visual interest yet don’t detract from the funny sayings.

Here are some sayings that I’ve seen on cute and funny baby onesies recently.

  • ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACK RUB
  • IF THE DIAPER’S DROOPIN’ I MUST BE POOPIN
  • YES I AM CUTE. HOWEVER, I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR TO INFORM YOU THAT MY DIAPER COULD EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT. SHOULD THAT HAPPEN YOU WILL VERY LIKELY HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES
  • PICK ME UP. I DIG OLDER CHICKS
  • MY DAD’S BAND IS BETTER THAN YOUR DAD’S BAND

You see from these examples of wording and poems from the front of funny baby onesies out for a stroller that there is no end to the ways that you can customize them. If you prefer to have your messages embroidered, there are seamstresses that can get that done for you as well. The trend is to take plain, white cotton baby onesies and transform them into unique, custom baby onesies that are funny! It’s an extremely cheap and affordable way to personalize onesies, creepers, t-shirts and bodysuits for babies and send a shout out to the world at large at the same time.

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